Chuckinator

I'm sure that many of you have heard the many "Chuckisms" there are, and if you have they probably came from me. I thought I would share several of my favoritos and let you know where I've gotten many of them from...

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

There is no such thing as natural selection, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Children wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris always knows exactly where Carmen SanDiego is.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Don't blame the Bush Administration for thinking there were WMDs in Iraq then not finding any. Chuck Norris was only there for a couple of days on vacation.

Chuck Norris recently went on vacation to the Virigin Islands. In related news, the Virgin Islands are now known as "The Islands".

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris has begun to worry about his drinking habit.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed and said, "Of course my urine tested positive. What did you think steroids were made from?"

Chuck Norris Facts